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Things I Hate About You (1. Ms. Perky: People perceive you as somewhat…Kat Stratford: Tempestuous? Ms. Perky: ‘Heinous bitch’ is the term used most often.

Walter Stratford: Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today? Kat Stratford: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4: 3. Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?

Bianca: I think you can in Europe.[discovering Joey Donner has drawn on his face]Michael: I have a dick on my face, don’t I?[after discovering Kat has crashed her car on purpose]Walter Stratford: My insurance does not cover PMS! Kat Stratford: Well then, tell them I had a seizure. Walter Stratford: You’re 1.

And you won’t know what you want ’til you’re 4. Kat Stratford: I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time. Kat Stratford: We’re going now. Walter Stratford: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I’m giving them ideas.

Jump Street Quotes (2. Captain Dickson: Hey! Hey! Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain’t got time for your problems! He’s busy, with Korean shit! See more 2. 1 Jump Street Quotes.

Jump Street (2. 01. Schmidt]Captain Dickson: Why every time you speak I want to throw the fuck up?

Infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier! See more 2. 2 Jump Street Quotes. The 4. 0 Year Old Virgin (2. Mooj: Hey Andy, don’t let him bother you.

It’s okay not to have sex. Not everybody’s a pussy magnet.

When we were lonely little kids, we made up imaginary friends. Well, the Sims do the same. In Sims 2, your Sim may conjure a pink, yellow, or blue bunny known as. · I had high hopes this year, but we're only one special in and shark week has already seriously jumped the shark with Megalodon: The Monster Shark That Lives. Low-budget scifi movies may have had their heyday during Roger Corman’s rise to B-movie greatness in the 1950s, but they’re still going strong today—proving. On Saturday at the Aspen Security Forum, Rogers barely even put up the effort to be polite about the idea, Reuters reported. “I’m not a policy guy here,” Rogers. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is a monumental artistic achievement, a video game so creative and full of surprises that we’ll be talking about it for.

You, uh, what are you, 2. Andy Stitzer: I’m 4. Watch Dear Dumb Diary Online Free HD. Mooj: Holy shit, man, you got to get on that![after getting his chest partially waxed]Andy Stitzer: This is not a good look for me! Andy Stitzer: I need some poon! I need genital to genital connections![to a shirtless Andy, who has an incredibly hairy chest]David: I love your sweater. Does that come in a V- neck?[describing the prostitute who was really a transvestite]Andy Stitzer: She had hands as big as Andre the Giant’s, and she had an Adam’s apple as big as her balls.[Trish and Andy are on the bed, kissing]Trish: Do you have protection? Andy Stitzer: I don’t like guns.

D23 is upon us this weekend, and with it, a new behind-the-scenes glimpse at the next chapter in the Star Wars saga. But although the movie didn’t offer us a full.

Andy Stitzer: I’m gonna tell her. Cal: You should totally tell her.

Andy Stitzer: I’m going to. Cal: ‘Cause I watched this movie called “Liar Liar” and the message was, “Don’t lie.” And that was a smart movie.(5. Days of Summer (2. Tom’s boss reads the message on a valentine’s card that Tom has written after he’s been dumped by Summer]Vance: Roses are red, violets are blue…Fuck you, whore! Airplane! (1. 98. Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?

Ted Striker: Surely you can’t be serious. Rumack: I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.[as the plane prepares to take off]Hanging Lady: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes.

Hanging Lady: First time? Ted Striker: No, I’ve been nervous lots of times. Rumack: You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now. Steve Mc. Croskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Steve Mc. Croskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Steve Mc. Croskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. Steve Mc. Croskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land? Captain Oveur: I can’t tell. Rumack: You can tell me. I’m a doctor. Captain Oveur: No, I mean I’m just not sure.

Rumack: Well, can’t you take a guess? Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Rumack: You can’t take a guess for another two hours? Rex Kramer: Get that finger out of your ear!

You don’t know where that finger’s been! Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2. Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team. Champ Kind: What in the hell’s diversity? Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. Brick Tamland: I’m Brick Tamland.

People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I. Q. of 4. 8 and am what some people call mentally retarded. Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell?

Oh! Brian Fantana: That’s the smell of desire my lady. Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper…filled with…Indian food. Oh, excuse me. Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.

News Station Employee: [disgusted] What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. News Station Employee: [horrified] Smells like Bigfoot’s dick![Brian tries to act casual and walk away]Brian Fantana: Woh, what’s that smell? Veronica Corningstone: Oh, Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 7. I love you. Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2. Ron Burgundy: Let me ask you something, and I’m not trying to be funny here.

Are you sure he’s not a midget with a learning disability? See more Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Quotes. American Reunion (2. Jim’s Dad: I have not had a night like that since the seventies. Jim: [disgusted] Don’t need this. Jim’s Dad: You’d be surprised what you can do…with a well placed thumb.

Annie Hall (1. 97. Alvy Singer: It’s mental masturbation! Annie Hall: And you would know all about that, wouldn’t you? Alvy Singer: Hey, don’t knock masturbation! It’s sex with someone I love.

Alvy Singer: Don’t you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we’re left- wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.[talking about California]Annie Hall: It’s so clean out here. Alvy Singer: That’s because they don’t throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows. Alvy Singer: You know, I…I feel that life is…is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.

Those are the two categories, you know. The…the horrible would be like, um…I don’t know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don’t know how they get through life. It’s amazing to me. You know, and the miserable is everyone else. That’s…that’s so…so when you go through life, you should be thankful that you’re miserable because you’re very lucky to be miserable. As Good as It Gets (1.

Melvin Udall: Hi.[shuts the door, turns and yells]Melvin Udall: Help! Dr. Green: If you want to see me, you will not do this. You will make an appointment. Melvin Udall: Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive compulsive disorder, and then act like I have some choice about barging in here? Melvin Udall: People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch. Carol Connelly: Okay, we all have these terrible stories to get over, and you…Melvin Udall: It’s not true.

Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that’s their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you’re that pissed that so many others had it good.[introducing Carol to Simon]Melvin Udall: Carol the waitress, Simon the fag. Carol Connelly: When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome…and then, of course, you spoke.

Melvin Udall: Never, never, interrupt me, okay?

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